Jesus, Moses, and an elderly man were playing golf. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. So Moses parts the water and chips onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It too goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the tee.
Next, the old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But just before it lands in the water a fish jumps up and catches the ball in its mouth, then an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green and is hit by a sudden bolt of lightning, dropping the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls in for a hole in one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop showing off we won't bring you next time!"
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